Anyone that knows any really funny jokes post them here for all to enjoy but make sure there not too offensive to anyone.

ok! dont give me a warning 4 these!! iv put them up 4 ye 2 enjoy and iv already got a warning 4 doing nothing at all and i wont b able 2 cope wit another 1:(

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

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LMFAO

oh thats weird weird stuff. funny tho.lol

jade goodys doctors have announced that the cancer has spread to her brain. they expect it to starve to death in the next week and she will make a full recovery.

cruel and nastly but sooo good

also for a giggle at self same aragont dead prick

http://isjadegoodydeadyet.com is great to laugh at

that is a very messed up joke

Allen you have no sense of humor and you obviosly dont know what a bitch Jade Goody is.

i said that the napters joke is messed up not the one about jade goody

Oh come on allen. If a jokes even the slightest bit weird you cant stand it. I cant believe im the one that has to say this too you but 'LIGHTEN UP'.

I've got a joke that might cheer Allen up. I thought it up a few days ago when I was bored.

What does Allen say about grated cheese?



It's grate!!!!

Thats a really sh** joke sean. Absolutely useless. No offence.

it is great

Allen i dont like your taste in jokes.

will that can't be helpped can it so get over it

Yeah, shut up. And I know my joke is crap, but so's your face.

No its not. My face is legendary.

So's your face.

your face is crap john

Your face looks like you shoved it up a baboons ass and when you pulled it out the ass was somehow attached to what you laughably call a face.

thats yours face that john

This joke is brilliant when told with a Donegal, Scottish or any Northern accent especially the Donegal accent. Sorry that can't be conveyed here.

A young boy who has just got a tricycle for Christmas is cycling along when he meets a Garda on horseback.
The Garda asks the boy "Did you get that tricycle from Santa Clause?"
The boy replies "Aye" (which means yes for those of you less learned in Donegal speak)
The Garda Replies "Well you write back to Santa and tell him that the tricycle is incomplete. It is missing a light and a horn.

The wee (meaning small) boy is about to turn away when he asks the Garda "Did you get that horse from Santa Clause"
To humour him the Garda says "Aye"
The wee boy smiled and said "Well you write back to Santa and tell him the dick should be on the bottom and not the top!!!"

thats a brillent joke jamie

That joke never gets old.

I've got another one,



WHO HERE LIKES FISHSTICKS?

Jeez, everyones heard that one, you gayfish