This happened one day and it really pissed me off.
(Hairy is what people call the vice-principal in MICC)

Just havin' some fun
At lunchtime one day
when out of the blue
And to my dismay

Mr. Hairy appears,
I didn't see him comin'
He sees me and my homie Allen
pushing and shovin'

And when he walks away,
I whip out my phone
tryin' to figure out how much time
'fore I can go home.

But Hairy sees me and says
"Gimme Yo Fone!!"
I gotta hand it over,
"You shoulda said no"

Says Allen because
he's really hardcore
but Hairy hears him say it
so he calls us over

He said
"I thought I talked to you two last week"
Which is true, right, coz we
think brawlin' is neat

He said to Allen
"Go away, get outta my sight!!"
but Allen don't care,
it's not the last time we'll fight

I go back to my friends,
after that loada crap
I feel like boppin' hairy
that's why I'm writin' this rap!!!

nice rap!! did it really happen if so... FREAKED

It happened alright. Weird stuff always happens around Jamie!

Hairy is gay
I'll make him pay
But shoving him
in a pile of hay

(messing, I can do better, really!)

I hope you can do better. That was painful!!

You know I can, Jamie! I'll put something up soon.

its fun when me and jamie fight

thats not funny
its hilarious

You are truly talented jamie. I want to write more raps but i dont know what to write about!

I normally rap about stuff that pisses me off. Its the best way to get feeling in. I like writing about writing as well.

I had another episode with hairy recently involving a fizzed up pepsi bottle. I might make a series!!

Make an album!

Yeah, and have one song with a load of songs in it (like Green Day do) about Hairy!

That was an awesome rap jamie. Make another or else bad stuff will happen.
.( <<<< you
<<<< me

I'm gonna upload my rap as soon as i get on a proper computer with internet. Its complaining about school!