I love the episode where they’re trying to cure Quagmire of being a pervert. He runs out of the room and see loads of… stuff, then runs into the surveillance room and sees two guards looking at all the changing rooms in the mall.
He sees one of the women collapse and he runs from the room, sees her on the floor and starts doing compressions.
She wakes up.
‘You saved me!’
‘Huh?!’
Then some guy shouts: ‘You gave her C.P.R man!’
To which Quagmire replies:
‘WHAT THE HELL IS C.P.R??!’